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Little Mary, the Teacher, and the Sinful silver pin:
and the adventures of Sunday school.
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School.
She usually slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,
"Tell me, Mary, who created the Universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, who was seated in the chair behind her,
took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty !" shouted Mary.
The teacher said, "Very Good Mary".
Mary fell asleep once again.
A while later the teacher asked Mary,
"Who is our Lord and Savior?"
Mary did not even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ !" shouted Mary
and once again the teacher commended her and she fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
And once again Johnny jabbed her with the pin, thinking he was helping.
This time Mary jumped up and shouted,
"If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!!!!"
The teacher turned ghostly white.........and fainted.
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